Well since snow means nothing to you, would you be willing to go outside and help look for the cause behind all this? Also, if you happen to see a mammoth out there, I'd consider it a personal favor if you would kill it and bring it back. Or, well, part of it anyway. Preferably a flank. I've always wanted to try one, plus I don't think anybody's made a shopping trip in this entire thread--*smack*--I mean, in this entire hotel.