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THE FLOODZONE: BAR (Closed as of 10/17/2015)

Welcome to the floodzone. Had a long day? Something got ya down? Well sit down, have a drink, and let it all out. You're among fellow floodians here so don't be shy. Opened on August 17, 2014 [b][Menu][/b] Water Soda Beer Rum Vodka Scotch 750 Long Island iced tea Whiskey Wine Bacta Fuel Ale Mead Milk Coffee Anything else you can think of we've probably got! [b]Workers[/b] [spoiler] [b][bartenders][/b] FeelGoodCEO [i]formally The Traveler [/i](owner) Dyr Dragon Rain Elemental A Fox CounterStorm5 Eli King Rekt II lNovaStormzl Kikkik02 Crush da Sickest EnderWolf1013 Corvus98 Squabbled (cook) Alondite9087(head cook) Griyff Julie (waitress) LilMissSunshine [b][bouncers][/b] FletchTheSniper (head bouncer) SGTPineapple Biosmiley Spartan A145 Psychomech GingerSnap BannedMechetti B10nary (anti-desticle specialist) Exodus Iron Tarkus Demonic Sniper ( Anti Sniper Squad) TrevDaddyz Quiggles Mcgee [b][desticulinator][/b] Billy [b][Musicians][/b] Dragon Sniper 3 (M.C) SzyGuy (DJ) WORKSHOPWIZARD (Guitarist/Vocalist) Squishie1984 (multi talented instrumentalist) Rocketman287 (electric guitarist) Triple B (Drummer) Space Fox (piano man) MalvOfAlaska (second guitarist) [b][Entertainment][/b] TheKnaveOfDeath (Gif.er) Jester II (You know) AfroJoe (bar kitten) BANANA (Story teller) [b][Engineer][/b] Tamefrog7 SgtOceanus (mechs and turrets technician) SilenceOfTheJams (Custodial engineer) [b][Supplier][/b] La Foudre [b][Destinians allowed service][/b] Fenatsu master guardian1 rezamaru masterkitty2015 [/spoiler] [b]Sorry guys but I'm not adding anyone else to the workers! I have way to many as it is! So I'm not responding to anymore requests! Also no god moding. That makes it no fun for everyone else and it just makes you a jerk. Oh and one more thing. Fletch's and UlcaM's words are law, seconded only to me. I'm all for having fun guys but don't be that guy.[/b] [b]workers who left or were fired[/b] [spoiler]Corey the Kell Ultimaterobber[/spoiler] [b]gone but not forgotten[/b] [b]Keeper of the Bar[/b] UlcaM

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  • Right, so, my brother is about eight years younger than me. Tonight he graduated from elementary school. I ended going along, partly because my brother's an okay guy and partly because my parents dragged me. So I got there, and the first thing I saw was that there were all these lolis. And the thing about elementary school grad lolis is that they like to think they're grown up. So, of course, they were all dressed really slutty. That was probably the third reason I stayed. Awesome smooth backs and delicious flat chests. So the entire night was like slutty lolis on parade. But then, near the end of the ceremony, this one loli, who was trying not to look slutty and so was wearing a dress that went down to her feet (but strapless, so she still failed at the not slutty look) goes up. She walked across the stage and got her diploma, and then she headed for the stairs down. Then, right as she got there, she stepped on the bottom of her skirt. I could tell right away it was going to go. She slipped forward and tried to grab it, but by then it was over her delicious flat chest and about to go the whole way. To top it off, she was stumbling toward the stairs. She was about to fall and my mom got scared, she said "You're movin' with your auntie and uncle in bel Air." I whistled for a cab, and when it came near, The license plate said "fresh" and it had dice in the mirror. If anything I could say that this cab was rare, But I thought "Nah forget it, Yo home to Bel Air." I pulled up to the house about seven or eight, and I yelled to the cabby "Yo holmes, smell ya later." Looked at my kingdom, I was finally there, To sit on my throne as the Prince of Bel Air.

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