I was moving my hand down to my waist (y'know to walk like a regular human) and basically pimp slapped her ass, what do I do now?
BTW she wasn't mad, she thought it was pretty funny.
[spoiler]inb4 stop oppressing her, her ass actually oppressed my hand[/spoiler]
And yes, my hand bounced off.
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This happened to me while I was walking with my wife and the girl just looked back flirtily and I immediately felt like I was in my wife's crosshairs. My eyes widened as she stared at me looking pissed from my peripheral vision as I absolutely refused to look directly at her. Then she said "dat ass" and I felt so relieved she knew it was an accident.