*You all hear julies door slam shut and lock then the sounds of creaking metal and moans of pleasure*...*seconds later the room is soundproofed and hell hounds guard the door*
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*mutters to self* Finally! *puts on beats* Much better.
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hello this is the r@pe hotline
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*Leaves gift at door and walks away*
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*sees gift and leaves it in my room 4 the Cap'n to see when he comes back from going out to town*
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Uh noble some new guy named Zantus is trying to find Ranger. You might want to go make sure he ain't causing her any trouble.
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Been here for three days...
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Well he hasn't meet you yet so to him you are a new guy.
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Who's him? And I just wanted to talk to her, my purpose as a Lord doesn't make me evil.
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Ok thanks herald.*walks away*
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Statement: im glad i can delete memory...
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*claps while drinking another beer*
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*punches you in the back of the head* *takes bottle* You have no self control.
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ha so
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Thought you were trying to be sober... or something. *guzzles bottle*
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weelll *grabs bottlle and drinks*
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Ok, then.
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Edited by Ben: 1/8/2015 5:45:55 PM*wishes you would soundproof it [i]first[/i]* *sweeps*
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*Smiles silently and puts headphones on*
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While you are busy chilling out and listening to music, you this letta fellla approaches you and demands for you to pet him. [url]https://s-media-cache-ak0.pinimg.com/736x/38/25/fe/3825fee18f15bbe8084fdc8b509426dd.jpg[/url]
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[spoiler]link doesn't work[/spoiler] *Pets *
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And he recieves nothing but neglect.
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*I play the Pina Colada song by Rupert Holmes.*
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I'll give you a $100 to not play that song
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Thank you
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*I stop.*