*The sound of a jet screams over head, followed by a sonic boom.*
<Shit, sorry about that. Did I break anything?>
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*runs around covered in blood*KILL KILL KILL!!!
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*Smacks you hard*i said apologize to ye wive not lose ye shit
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I did she kisses me than I want to kill more stuf
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*Grumbles* hang on lad *literally reachs into your head and starts fixing a few things*...ok go try again
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*picks up a shovel and starts hitting you*
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*Grabs it and sighs reaching back in*..ok ok i see the problem...there ye should be fine now
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Da fuqk happened
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Things lad now go have fun with yer wife
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*smirks* hehe oh I'll have fun alright
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Thats a good lad off ye go
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<Nah lad ye be fine>
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<alright. Can you open up that laptop on the table? I need you to check something for me.>
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<Copy that lad> *opens laptop*
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<Alright, there should be a screen that looks like a big blue circle with a graph in the middle. There should be a white line and a red line. Is the red line on top?>
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<Aye lad red on top> *checks speedometer* <though its reading ye be coming in a tad fast>
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<Uh oh.> *flicks a couple switches, followed by a loud thump* <Damn, it cracked again. Alright, thanks.> *lands roughly on the front lawn, and the mech falls over. Followed by a loud curse on the radio*
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<Ye ok lad?> *looks out window*
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<Yeah, bounced around a little.> *steps out, holding my shoulder, then takes a look at the left leg* <Uhh...cap, you might want to see this.>
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*Shadow steps to you* whats the matter lad?
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*points at some rather large bite marks, which nearly go through the entire leg* Is there anything around here that can bite through depleted uranium armor?
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Hmm..well a saw tooth dragoon comes ta mind but they be asleep this time of year
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Well, I guess somebody isn't sleeping very well. This is the second time this has happened, counting the coolant pipe in the hangar. Keep an eye out for it.
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Aye lad get yer self ta med bay an get yer arm patched*teleports your mech into the hangar*
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Yeah.