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1/6/2015 11:42:45 PM
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If you cane for the party then I'm afraid it's been called mr. Elite. You can have a slice of cake though. Offers cake.
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*stabs you with his energy sword*
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Stabs cake instead. Eats cake off energy sword.
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*slices side ways and hits you in the chest*
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Dodges sword strike by sneezing. Im sorry I think I have a cold. Walks away in order to avoid getting elite sick.
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*shoots you*
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Walks in serpentine path to avoid the bullets.
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*Pins to wall*
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*elbows in chest and grabs neck and breaks it*
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*Catches arm and twists, pins against back. Punches jaw and pulls back mouth with other hand, kicks off from wall and flips you onto your back. Keeps again pinned.*
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*nothing works so he punches you in the gut and breaks some of your ribs*
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*Slices jaw off and sticks it down his throat, choking sounds. Dislocates shoulders and kicks kneecap hard, he falls to the ground after*
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*gets up and jaw regrows and says in a deep gravely voice* let's try that on you *does the same to you*
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*runs inside after the elite* *shouts* RANGER AWAY NOW ! *walks up to elite with my knife in hand*
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*grabs your knife and stabs it into you*
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*still charging at you with grenade*
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*knocks it out of your hand*
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[spoiler]Posted already[/spoiler]
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*His jaw explodes, a meaty thump is heard* *Dangles pin in fingers*
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*no effect* don't make me laugh
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Edited by tmc92502: 1/7/2015 12:12:47 AMI've killed you before and I'll do it again no matter what the risk *pulls out a weird orange grenade glowing red presses. a implosion happens and me and the elite both disappear*
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I'll slaughter you just like I killed the Spartan
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*As he was monologuing ranger pulled a shotgun to his head* Boom.
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*just turns and grabs the shot gun and shoots you with it*
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*Misses. Stabs him in the nuts with a serrated knife*
