It's best to just let gay men marry other gay men. They're usually really hygienic, can cook, work out at the gym, gossip, shop, accessorize, and open up to girls about their feelings. those are all the qualities that women want, and if they can't marry other men, they'll take one for the team and start marrying our girls. much like a cat, a gay man is sassy by nature. One foul move and this kitty kneed your balls into submission.