(Deep rumbling echoes through hotel) (Lights go off, Lights of Sauron activate across the hotel) (Klaxon sounds) That's the inter-dimensional-eldritch-horror-alert system! Everyone into the vaults! (Arms weapons and strides out to face a returning army of eldritch cultists) (1812 Overture begins out of nowhere, butt-kicking commences) [spoiler]Going AFK for a while. [/spoiler]