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Edited by Classified:
1/5/2015 1:27:14 AM
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-Plays BF4 on the Lobby TV- WOOOO YAH BUDDY, CANT TOUCH THIS -screams while capturing point e on Shanghai
English
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*Cruise missile hits other side of building, kills you, enemy teabags*
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NOOOO, WHYYYY, OF ALL THINGS, A CRUISE MISSILE, COMMANDER HAS HAXXXXX
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*Spawn kill*
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NOOOOO, HOW IS THIS EVEN POSSIBLE, SPAWN KILL?!?, WHAT US THIS... CoD
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Kills you with eod bot. "Get good scrub" * Switches to recon and kills you with MAV*
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MY KD IS DROPPING FROM 1.15 (it's my actual KD in the game) TO LIKE .50
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*Teammates shoot reach other at main base, enemy team caps all points while they screw around*
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HOW DO YOU DO THIS, MY TEAM IS LIKE PIGEONS LOOKING FOR FOOD, EXCEPT I AINT A PIGEON, -Gets a few kills then dies from M1 ABRAMS-
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*Spawn on teammate, both of you get run over by Abrams as he fires handgun at tank while standing still*
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WHAT IS MY TEAM MADE OF, BOTS?!? -places C4 on an MRAP and drives towards the tank- SURPRISE ***** -jumps out of MRAP and blows the C4- WHOS NEXT -goes on rampage, pulls out M249 with HD33 sight and silencer-
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*Your commander drops a supply crate on your head*
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Edited by Classified: 1/5/2015 2:16:20 AMAnnnndddd streak ends again, crud, what's up with the commander.... -gets call from my general in the marines I dont answer-
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*Finds USAS with explosive ammo in tunnel, entire other team enters* *You pick it up first*
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-goes into the mic and says "im good" and comes in glitching with a tank-
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*12 kills*
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-game ends- well, while I wait I'm going to get something in my room-
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*unplugs tv* Im saving you frpm that bad game Here, play counterstrike
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-starts playing
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Stands in front of you and blocks your view of the tv. What you doin m8?
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Playing BF4, what else
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Cool. Continues to stand directly in front of you.
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Move out the way plz...
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Takes pitcher of water and pours it on your face. Runs away while snickering to myself.
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-doesn't notice water, to focussed on BF4 to notice anything-
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*shoots tv*
