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1/4/2015 10:38:05 AM
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* wals through front door in a cloak sortve like xurs cloak but more of a assassin cloak all mysterois and throws a bullet shell at the first person i see seated*. *sits in the very far corner* get over here bartender
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[i]Die, Guardian scum.[/i] *halts time with phase driver, then proceeds to lock in Brazen Bull* WHO WANTS FRESH DESTICLE????
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I don't like your fagggotry
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*shoots your hand* Tsk Tsk. We don't serve your kind here.
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*takes off broken mechanical glove* eh too bad didnt cost much anyway * runs and slides under stabbing in the leg* wouldve been better if you just let it go *sweeps off feet then kicks in the face dislodges knife and slits throat
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*phase dodges all your attacks* Sir, we would appreciate it if you got up and left. We don't serve your kind here.
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Nice dodges too bad i never miss "pulls charge to bomb on you* *blows a hoe in your gut*...idiots *grabs a whiskey takes a gulp and throws it at the body
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*dodges all your attacks* *scoffs* Desticles.......
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Um you cant dodge an explosion
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Um, yes you can.
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Not really when its what i did and stuck a explosive chip on you
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Phasing, m8.
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You are making way too many assumptions here.
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No! NO! Turn around and get the -blam!- out!
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Edited by Guardian0338: 1/4/2015 10:42:13 AMYou a worker or one of them phonys? *shiny knife gleams from my cloak*
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MOTHER -blam!-ER I WORK, SLEEP, AND EAT HERE! TURN AROUND AND GET THE -blam!- OUT'
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*throws knife into throat* kicks body under someones table
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*knife bounces off and your leg stops dead with out me eve budging* THERES A REASON WHY I AM HEAD BOUNCER! I'M SATAN DIPSHIT!
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Ehh too bad * grabs head and throws myself around* *grabs a whiskey bottle* thanks for the free drink *runs out*
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*pulls out 12 shooter and puts a couple rounds through the bottle on your way out the door* Denied.
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*uncloaks real bottle and takes a swig* try harder than that pretty boy *cloaks bottle*
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*melts bottle through cloak, then sends some demons after you for shits and giggles* When I'm not taking a body, I got horns and fangs and hooves. Why the -blam!- would I be pretty?
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*walks away as the demons try to hurt me through my cloak* looks like your demons are pretty retarded * grabs a demon out of the air and guts it
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They really are, those aren't the strong ones either.
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Send what you want no one knows how to break the raven black fabric of my cloak theirs a reason why neither you or the other bouncer didnt impress me also while you where distracted trying to kill my hologram decoy i was sitting in a corner drinking 6 bottles of whiskey
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*throws bloodstone knife at cloak, and laughs like a manic when it slides through like butter*
