Ok I'll be back first * grabs strongest shot they have * daum it didn't work *runs off to get bigger knife.*
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*Watches him leave*
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Ah. That's why.
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*Looks questioningly*
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Why you keep that knife with you constantly.
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And why would that be?
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Well right now, to scare Noble. But I imagine they work well on near anyone.
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Not really... he's kind of nice actually...
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Bloody irresponsible of you ask me. Though, I suppose he is technically my boss...
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He did help a lot...
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So did a lot of others. I'm just not sure anyone's doing this for the right reasons. I have to go; god knows I've got work to do. Please, Ranger; I obviously can't stop any of you from raiding the liquor cabinet, but I can at least ask you to eat something while you're at it. 'Till next time. *leaves.*
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*Looks for bacon*
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Edited by tmc92502: 1/4/2015 4:29:54 AM*Walks back into bar sharpening a VERY VERY long, sharp knife.* * places on table and sits down*
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Overcompensating I see...
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Are you compensating for something, mate?
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No, the other bloke who keeps coming back with bigger and sharper blades. Look, you realize that, at a certain point, they're gonna start being swords, yeah?
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*puts knife to throat* what was that pretty boy ?
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*calmly slides edge away with finger* Oh, calm down. What are you, a cartoon pirate? Please, show some decorum; I just signed on as butler and I really don't want to clean my blood out of the carpet later.
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You want a drink ?
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Fine..... *Grabs ale and sits down*
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Maybe. Maybe not.