*A disturbed looking tourist enters*
I would like a room, how much are they?
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.......... 400 rupies
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Rupies? Ah, yes the local currency. I am so used to dollars I almost forget. *gives 400 rupies* That's expensive?
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Mmhmm ... heres a room key
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*takes key and looks at it suspiciously before looking back to you* Thanks, kind sir *I leave the room quickly looking at you once more before exiting*
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Pssst! Here are your rupies back.....the only cost for a room here is a sprinkle of sanity.
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What do you mean, a sprinkle of sanity?
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You know, some of your sanity, just a sprinkle. Very valuable stuff sanity is, you can pay us now or pay us [b]in full[/b] after your stay.
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Well the owner may follow you into your room for one....
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You'll find out.
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*goes back to work*