*fixes drinks and slides down containers*
That good sir is a flood tank named sea biscuit. He speaks all languages and only occasionally devours bystanders
English
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So...what's your story? How'd you end up here?
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I've been here a long time and this bar is mine too if you'd like to know. It's quaint but it's fun none the less!
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Cool, cool. Fun huh? What's something that was fun ever happen here?
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It's all buried sadly but if you really want to trudge through bar requests you'll find some good times!
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I...see. Well... That's normal compared to the shot I've been through... Not that anyone would believe.