*walks in with American flag speedo on* ...*spits chew* yall got a room with bald eagles?
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Drops you into the abyss
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*giant bald eagle swoops down and saves me* yeah right brother
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Shoots the bald eagle out of the sky with a 737
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(Punches you right through a wall with a spiked, mail-clad fist)
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Power of the speedo protects me (land on my feet, turn towards you.) YOU SHALL NOT PASS
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(Maces you in face with my spiked mace)
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*cracks beer and pours it on my eyes* nice try commie
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(Repeats mace smacking)
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[quote]*walks in with American flag speedo on* ...*spits chew* yall got a room with bald eagles?[/quote]
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...... the patriotism .... its too much !
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Listen here ya commie I need a room that luvs merica just as much as I do
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Ugh .... yes sir ! Here take the Chuck Norris sweet
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Now that's my kinda service *hand emerges from beard* high five
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......... *high fives* ...
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Alright alright alright *matthew mconohayyyy voice*