Microsoft is an American company. Americans drink cow milk instead of goats milk, -blam!- said cowz.
By purchasing an xbox you are inadvertently supporting the -blam!- of cows everywhere.
Everybody I know with an xbox with from here on out be referred to as cow rapists.
[spoiler]Not really. *hairflip*[/spoiler]
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If you don't milk cows they actually start to create to much milk and they start to hurt.