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Edited by The Cellar Door: 12/28/2014 3:39:37 PM
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I Have To Call Out; What Disease Do I Have?

I have work later, but can't go in because I have a family thing to do, so I have to call out, what ridiculous disease should I tell my manager I am dying of? The more visceral the better.

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  • A very bad head nose viral infection cold thingy that also involves sneezing, stuffy nose, and lots of coughing that is horrible, I don't know it's name.

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      • The lenord exposure disease?

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      • EBOLA

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        • Stayatus awarus fromus workus?

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        • It is flu season, so say you have herpes in both eyes.

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        • Anal glaucoma. You just can't see your ass coming in today. "I'm not sick and I'm not tired, but I am sick and tired and I'll see you tomorrow."

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        • Pepperoni nippleitis

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        • Death by flu.

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        • Just keep it simple. Say you caught a cold. Don't want to say you have something that is supposed to take a long time to get over and show up to work the next day with no symptoms. Plus cold symptoms are easy to fake.

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        • Reaaally bad erectile disfunction.

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        • testicular cancer

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        • Genital Rot with a side of itchy trigger finger.

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        • Edited by CrunchyBoi23: 12/28/2014 10:30:55 PM
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          • I gots a good one: Just say the Jehovah's Witness church group visited your house, and you were psychologically scarred.

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              • Ebola

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              • A severe case of the tummy wobbles!

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              • Leprosy. It's the only way.

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