"Europe is a country right?" "Who cares about learning" "IM GONNA STICK MY BALLS IN YOUR FACE" [spoiler]the pedophile at our school who rides me and my friends bus actually does it [/spoiler] "When I grow up I want to be a male stripper" One day on the bus we hit a sharp turn this girl falls onto his lap and he goes "that's gonna cost 20 dollars" Clash of Clans clan talk A kid accused of the clan leader gemming and he responds at least I didn't spend all my money on male prostitutes and he responds "actually there called gelatins" we have a teacher in this clan and he says "I'm the best gelatin"