???? Make it a real world situation "Hey man, not sure if you know it or not but the thing you've been doing is almost definitely illegal if you get caught" "What the -blam!- man let me live the way I want" "???? Did you even know that it was illegal and you could get in trouble if you were caught?" "no I didn't but that's besides the point don't tell me what to do" "I'm not..? I just don't want you to get in trouble over something you may not have known about" "-blam!- off I hate when people rain on my parade" ".... Ok"