Ok ok, I'll play!
What can go up a drainpipe down, but not down a drainpipe up?
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I feel like chimney is better than drainpipe here. Answer: Umbrella.
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Chimney works as well, and you are of course correct. Try this- How long is a piece of string?
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Double half its length ; )
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I'll accept that. "Twice the distance from the middle to one end", which is pretty much what you said. Next. "What gets longer the more you cut it"?
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The cheese.
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thinking something like stab wound, but thats a bit morbid lol Ill have to have a think
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1 foot
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A burglar scared of heights