United States
Allies
Russia
France
Bosnia
South Korea
China
English
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Reminder that Idaho has seceded. Stay away or we will use our potato-based weaponry.
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Traitors huh? Surrounds Idaho with troops
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Hey we seceded before you showed up. We won't attack you. We just want to enjoy our potatoes in peace. Leave us alone and we'll give you our research into potato fission bombs.
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Oh cool, removes troops
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Potato blueprints transmitted.
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You may travel freely across entire county if inclined to do so.
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Wanna ally with france?
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Are you still for peace and happiness?
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Agrees to ally with France
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Sealand would like to purchase 20 windows 7 capable computers for "internet research"
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Russia requests alliance with the US
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The USA gladly accepts Mother Russia's alliance. We've got your six
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The UK would like to establish Diplomatic relations with the US.
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Sorry friend, no honor in these times Hangs UK messenger from tree. Mails UK back a body bag
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Ha! He was a slave from New Castle, no one cares.
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Canada wishes to establish Diplomatic relations with the U.S.
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Sorry friend Shoots Canadian messenger in the head Closes and mines the boarders of Canada and Mexico New Headquarters is moved to Alabama.
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What is the meaning of this? You think you can simply kill a Canadian citizen? We will not forget this!
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Mobilizes 100,000 infantry and 500 heavy weapons(tanks Sam missiles) to Canadians boarder. Standing by...
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Ha! You'll never get past our immense forests! You'll get lost!
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Don't have plans on crossing boarder, just protecting mine.
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Then we ask you remove the troops from the edge of our border. We are not planning any attack on the US.
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Removes troops and artillery