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Edited by Techno:
12/16/2014 4:48:45 AM
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The story of my first fight
>Be me
>Be insecure homeless kid
>Meet blonde Mexican kid
>Get bullied by blonde Mexican kid
>Be flirting with the ladies one day
>Juan Pablo kicks me in my really big penis
>Grab the border jumper by his faggy hair
>Repeatedly slam Juan's head into steel pole
>Teacher uses PMS attack on me
>Oh shit.jpeg
>Beaner gets eye disorder
>He can never stop blinking
>Says he's going to beat the shit out of me
>Social Security makes me move in with my Dad because homeless Mom
>Dad lives in Wisconsin
>Much win
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>be me >6th grade, finally on my own in the big world >there's this blonde kid from my grade school on my bus >when I say blonde I mean aryan.master.race.stormfront.org >there's also this big black 7th grader >scared asf of this иigga >bus ride home >at school I snitched on aryan boy >start talkin shit >bullyscholarshipedition//trailer.mov >he slaps me >I slap him >he slaps me >I slap him >иigga starts takin bets >me and aryan boy get bored >иigga's like twomenenteronemanleaves.jpg >grabs aryan boy and forces us to fight more >he slaps me >I slap him >he slaps me >I slap him >futilityofwar.gif >we get bored >next day me and aryan boy tell the principal >иigga suspended >next week иigga beats both our asses >go home and tell my parent I won two fights >profit
