*After my teacher finishes the lesson on balancing chemical equations while these kids beside me are talking about random shit* "Sir i dont know what the hell we are doing." *5 minutes pass* Me: "Sir i need a bit of help with this question i dont understand if i bala-" *interrupted by random* Random:"Mr [partial name redaction]Swag can i take a pic of you for instagram?" Teacher:"WHAT NO. SIT BACK DOWN" kid:"Why not sir" teacher:"Cause its illegal, i dont want to be associated with whatever you have on your instagram" Kid:I dont have anything bad there sir" *3 days later* Kid talking again to randoms Kid:Hey you guys see the selfie (girl who asked for instapic) took? look at dat ass! teacher just stares in disbelief, places head in hands, leaves room for 3 minutes cause he needs more textbooks for the class....