Clearly mars is meant for PlayStation, we have both of our exclusive strikes on mars, so Xbox users STAY OFF. This is just scratching the surface of why is ours I mean think about it.
Mercury Venus earth mars = 4 planets
PlayStation ps2 ps3 ps4 = 4 consoles
Mars is the God of war
PlayStation won the console wars
Mars is the focus of possible planets to inhabit
PlayStation will be played on that planet
Mars is red which has 3 characters
Ps4 AND ps3 have 3 characters
EVEN DESTINY 3 classes
Six subclasses which divided by two (the number of destiny playable PlayStation consoles) IS 3!!!!!
And if I haven't convinced you yet then I'm sure this will.
Mars is a planet
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BOOM!
[quote]No wonder its so easy for the ghost to hack everything on that planet.[/quote]
The above burn was brought to you by ArisenMold
By popular consensus: illuminati confirmed
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[quote]Here
The current holder of this document will agree to the terms of this contract.
1. All Xbox users are to stay away from Mars and all of it's loot.
2. All Playstation users must stay away from earth and all it's loot.
3. Neither of these groups will start a war in conquest of the other planet.
4.whether PS users want to smoke some spin metal or Xbox users want to sniff some relic iron, all groups will have to trade items in orbit. Never do they land on either planets.
5. No Hawkmoons are ever to be found on earth. Or any other PS exclusive. If they are found we can not guaranty their return.
6. If either breach the contract they will have to spend five hours alone with Phogoth... On
'Hard 'mode. Better bring your lube.
By signing this contract you henceforth agree to never breach this contract, if breached refer to #6. Punishment will be given at the slightest breach of contract.
Xbox users sign here:
PlayStation user sign here:[/quote]
The above is the treaty giving the earth to Xbox users, it has been made clear to me by caboose that while mars is PlayStations domain earth is theirs. Please be civil and take a moment to sign.
[spoiler]i feel the need to put some truth in this post because some replies are getting aggressive.
In no way am I actually saying PlayStation is better than Xbox. My console wars jab was too inside for people to understand.
[b]PlayStation out sold Xbox on release, they won. Xbox still fights, that's an insurgency.[/b]
Also in no way am I serious about any of these vastly moronic theories, please take a second to re-read them if you actually thought I was.
Lastly I feel a year long exclusive, as a ps4 player, is way too long. One to two months is all an timed exclusivity deal should be.
Now please to everyone who was about to, don't take this post seriously in the least.[/spoiler]
Can't say when exactly but thought I'd check, so let's just call it even from this edit on 12/15 12:40 est.
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Y'all some trendy mother -blam!-ers.
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No wonder its so easy for the ghost to hack everything on that planet.
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Well, I'm going to Mars right now, and you know what I'm gonna do? Piss on that dead tree over there, that's right, it's going to be my territory. TERRITORY LOST!
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I'm pretty sure if you rework your equations Sony = Illuminati.
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I'm gonna tongue punch your moms fart box.
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Your Life gotta be really boring if u waste your time for this bullshit lool
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That God of war statement went right over your head.
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U iz a fagg0t Give a good reason
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How about you go fuk yourself were all guardians here so why don't we get Mars just because "oh I'm want to be cool and act like a play station leader" just stop you useless excuse for a guardian if you want to start a war fine it's on you ass Yours truly : Fochtman09 P.s your on the hunters bad side now punk
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I feel bad for you. Must be tough being a tard lol
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I was actually going to write a post telling all PS# users to stay off a Bungie game altogether!!! It was us Xbots who were playing Halo and praising Bungie while you PSers were too busy shooting cops in GTA and hating on the Haloz! I was going to write it... But then I realized how completely idiotic and immature it would have been, so I didn't. Guess lucky for all of us, you haven't made that realization yet...
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Are you -blam!-ing stupid it's two different systems you won't even run into the Xbox players you stupid cow
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I'm not getting off of Mars. I farm Exclusion Zone for glimmer. Sorrynotsorry
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Mars isn't a plant it's a chocolate bar.
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Mars isn't a plant it's a chocolate bar.
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Nice b8 m8
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U WOT M8 HOP ON WII SO I CAN REK U
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For console war idiots: Xbox is better... PS is better... Obviously you don't know the only thing that's better: pussy. Go get some instead of bashing each other. What are you 6 years old?
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Go figure. Some entitled PS loser thinks he is a master race because Sony gave activision money. Common simpleton logic.
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Your an idiot.
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I see your Mars with 2 exclusive strikes And raise you halo with 7 exclusive games [spoiler]here endth the lesson [/spoiler]
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Signed, 360 user P.s. I'm glad we can come to a mutual understanding cuz blam mars
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As an xbox one user I shall now stay away from Mars. I visit the planet looking to meet the locals and make friends but every god damn time they start trying to kill me. Even when the locals are engaged in battle they all stop and try to kill me and I have always wondered why?? Now it makes sense, thank you for opening my eyes, I will inform my Xbox brethren.
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*Stakes Xbox flag on Mars* .....come and take it......oh wait we can do cross console stuff....ah never mind ...funny post .
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But isn't your other strike on Venus?
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But isn't your other strike on Venus?