A foul-mouthed pirate dude invites his friends (an alcoholic robot, a big discolored guy, some foreign medieval knight with a hammer, some other guy, a random chick, and his old friend, a pro-American racist) to a secret club and forget to invite the medieval guy's brother, who decides to take over the world for some reason. Then the nerds go crazy and they make billions of dollars. The end. Guess the movie!