*pulls bunt pizza out of the trash*
*stares at pizza*
*throws it back in the trash*
*looks back at phone*
*reads comment again*
*pulls burnt pizza out of the trash again*
*stares at pizza*
*cuts pizza and puts pizza slices on plate*
*walks to fridge to look for ranch*
*fml no ranch*
*throws in back in the trash*
*looks at phone and reads comment again*
*pulls pizza out of the trash again*
*stares at pizza*
*puts it back on plate*
*sits down*
*picks up slice*
*stares at slice*
*puts it down on plate*
*throws it all back in trash again*
*takes trash out*
*picks up phone and reads comment again*
*no u*
English
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Eat the pizza Head! Fukin eat it man you're wasting money
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*goes back outside gets trash bag* *sits it on kitchen table* *tears it open* *searches for pizza* *eats entire trash covered pizza* Happy now Sova? I ate the nasty pizza *walks outside and throws up everywhere* *exorcist style*
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Goddammit man you have to keep it down for sustenance and your still wasting money!
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damn it *goes outside* *scoops up all throw up* *puts it in blender* *drinks it all* It was delicious, I feel much better now
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Hahaha wtf man that was good
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Lawl I'm so fùcking original