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Edited by The_Good_Morty: 12/11/2014 6:41:40 PM
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Petition for Public Execution of Cryptarch

Let's face it. We're ALL sick of him scamming us. First you give us Blues for our Legendaries, then you give us ONLY Blues through your stupid packages, THEN after you are TOLD by your superiors to give us more Legendaries in your useless packages, you ignore their orders. We've had enough, Rahool. KILL THE CRYPTARCH KILL THE CRYPTARCH KILL THE CRYPTARCH LET'S THROW HIM INTO THE HELLMOUTH! Edit: Over 500 comments! Make it happen Bungie! Kill the Cryptarch!

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  • Edited by xI Vorpal Ix: 12/10/2014 12:25:15 AM
    It's gona go down like this... Angry mobs gather round the speaker, carry him away and throw him off the tower. After that there are calls to kill the Cryptarch. Master Rahul hears this and jumps onto the trap door to his right (actual) and decents to his hidden sparrow and burns off into the night with his bag of loot spilling from the back of his bike. Not long after that Destiny 2 will be released "Revenge of the Cryptach" This will fix Destiny's story line. All Guardians will then need to pick a faction. FWC = The Mad Max Gang type who have taken over the tower. Dead Orbit = with the Speaker out of the way they can now attempt to destroy the traveler. New Monarcy = Revel that they are the hidden cryptarch cult and wage war on the galaxy!

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