My "friend" put my toothbrush on his asshole this weekend and sadly... I used it...
Now I need to get him back...
I want it to be bad enough for him to never cross me again... But not so bad that I go to jail....
Please don't fail me now flood...
I need you...
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Steal his pet while he's away Keep it in your freezer Help him search for the pet, as long as it takes Make signs and all that jazz Wait until he forgets, moves on. A year or two down the road. Make him stew or tacos or soup, ot doesnt matter really, just a meat dish for dinner or lunch sometime. Substitute the meat for his pet Tell him midway, after he says how delicious it is Show him the rest when he doesn't believe you Stab through the heart and use him as your next stew for his parents when they go looking for him and you repeat the process