In middle school i was at a table with 3 really stupid girls. We were discussing what made things alive and not alive in class. When we were asked to discuss if ants were alive the girls at my table said they weren't alive because they were too small. But it doesn't end there. We also had to discuss if rocks were alive and this is where it gets extremely stupid. They thought rocks were alive because there were different types of rocks. The rest of the class wasn't much better because when yeast was brought up half of the class thought it wasn't a living thing. The next day we had a class discussion about if fire was alive or not. Some more recent ones are: "Dehydration is when you stop breathing because of water and drowning is when you don't drink enough" "Mitosis is when cells move from place to place" "Fossils are just man made art" "What is a supplementary angle" "America contains most of the world's population" "Dead people have feelings too" -dumb blond in my class