My "friend" put my toothbrush on his asshole this weekend and sadly... I used it...
Now I need to get him back...
I want it to be bad enough for him to never cross me again... But not so bad that I go to jail....
Please don't fail me now flood...
I need you...
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Replace his lotion with icy hot. There's this other cream that you can replace his toothpaste with and it'll make his mouth numb.