Post the stupidest and the dumbest things you've heard in school.
In 8th grade, girl says "Isn't Japan a part of China?"
*Facedesk*
"Why can't I give blood if I have herpes?"
This was Freshman Year.
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My high school German teacher overheard two students joking about having "morgenholtz" and asked the entire class what morning wood was. Poor guy was completely baffled when the entire class broke into laughter.