I have a few thing that I heard. (no particular order) #1Why was it called the war 1812? #2 can I smoke in here? #3 teacher asks what rule 34 is #4 Teacher hears me mention "Lemon party" asks me not to party with lemons as it could be hazardous to my health. #5 professor recently had us to wright about a topic of our choosing. Latter ask me to stay after class, she's holding my 3 page essay on "my observation on females" starts rant about how offensive it is. I tell her you just proved everything I wrote down. Gets mad and fails me. (Note I got really off topic hope you have a laugh out of it though)