Dumb Girl: Why did the north secede again? Me: The south seceded.... Girl: Are you sure? I won't believe it unless I hear it from the teacher. Teacher: The North seceded Me: Bullshit, look in the -blam!-ing book *We all look in the text book* Book: South seceded, dumb ass Teacher: Eeehhh, this book is really old and isn't a credible source Later that year on finals day he tried to mark that answer wrong. It's a good thing I challenged it though, I wound up getting a 100%