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Edited by Huunior:
11/11/2015 2:30:07 AM
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What's the stupidest thing you've ever heard in school?
Post the stupidest and the dumbest things you've heard in school.
In 8th grade, girl says "Isn't Japan a part of China?"
*Facedesk*
"Why can't I give blood if I have herpes?"
This was Freshman Year.
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2 Replies"Destiny best game ever!"-September 10th 2014 [spoiler]Im surrounded by stupid[/spoiler]
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3 RepliesHistory teacher asked me where I'm from. I said "Africa". She says "oh really, where?" I said "Egypt" Then she goes. Egypt isn't in Africa. ...
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So many stupid things I've heard in school one was which "isn't Austria a Continent" I heard this in fourth grade.. Wow.. Stupid kids.. Even I knew that four grades ago..
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[quote]Hey guys, I'm look at how smart I am![/quote] -This thread
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3 RepliesSome girl went on a rant about how harry potter was a cooy of twilight... I almost killed her on the spot for that stupid question.
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3 RepliesEdited by Failure4Life: 12/16/2014 9:50:30 PMCalculus teacher: "You'll need this later in life." I haven't needed to know how to revolve an integral around an axis since the test.
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One time a girl in my class thought the local power plant was a cloud factory. This was grade 8. [spoiler]I guess smoke stacks look a lot like clouds[/spoiler]
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"I thought Asia was in China?" "What kind of name is Asafe?" (to which some gril replies) "What kind of name is Isa?"
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Not school, but I think it fits quite well here. Well, I had to order some clothes and I had to call because I never got them and after I told her my linked address, phone number etc. this is what happened Receptionist: "... Sir, sorry. We weren't able to ship you your *item* because your shipping address is located in Alaska, and our shipping options only include the United States." Me: "...the -blam!- the hell the heck the what the what?" Alaska was the second option there... I still didn't get my clothes
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[i]HAVE YOU HEARD? What? RUSSIA INVADED US! What? I just read that they are at war with Georgia![/i]
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Middle and high allowed me to see how stupid other white kids, especially the girls (I'm white too) are. Here's some: "Who's Hitler?" "We fought Japan in the Civil War, right?" "Why didn't black people just quit their jobs as slaves?" (In response to the teacher asking who the 1st President was) "Uh... it was... Oh! Abraham Lincoln, right?"
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"Wait isn't Alaska its own country?" "I thought China was above the USA...?"
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2 Replies9+10=21. Not true!
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"I got something in my booty-hole" -A girl in my class [spoiler]ayy lmao( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)[/spoiler]
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4 Replies'Dicks are just a bone' I had to walk away from this girl before I round kicked her in the face
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4 RepliesDo waterfalls turn off at night?
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11 RepliesEdited by dragn555: 12/8/2014 9:43:05 PMIn middle school i was at a table with 3 really stupid girls. We were discussing what made things alive and not alive in class. When we were asked to discuss if ants were alive the girls at my table said they weren't alive because they were too small. But it doesn't end there. We also had to discuss if rocks were alive and this is where it gets extremely stupid. They thought rocks were alive because there were different types of rocks. The rest of the class wasn't much better because when yeast was brought up half of the class thought it wasn't a living thing. The next day we had a class discussion about if fire was alive or not. Some more recent ones are: "Dehydration is when you stop breathing because of water and drowning is when you don't drink enough" "Mitosis is when cells move from place to place" "Fossils are just man made art" "What is a supplementary angle" "America contains most of the world's population" "Dead people have feelings too" -dumb blond in my class
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2 RepliesYou have buttsex to have kids
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11 Repliessome kid being tough: I'll beat your ass bitch me: I was trained in Krav maga, that will be a poor choice on your part Girl across the room: whats that? me: its a fighting style originating from Israel Girl: OMG, Arent they the terrorists? You must be a terrorist then! me: *facedesk* Israelis are the people we are helping they are also Jewish, not Muslim.
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2 RepliesOk this is gonna be good. So, in 9th grade we had a geography quiz on the continents and oceans. For any self-respecting student and human being, this would be an easy A+ right? Well, this kid, let's call him Rob. So, Rob comes up to me(me being the best student in the classroom) and asks me a couple questions regarding the quiz. Me being the good person I am, I decide to help Rob. He has confused Northe America with Asia, Australia and Oceania in South America, thought that the Pacific Ocean was only one half and labeled the other half the artic ocean. As I tried to explain these things, he was a tad stubborn and refused to take my advice. That was the day at how truly [b][i]stupid[/i][/b] humans like us can be. Thankfully he's not in the school anymore and I almost got in a fight with him mid-class. Top Rob. It's pretty damn hard.
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Back in primary school we had one room where all the computers were and we were having a lesson in there once. The teacher had gone out for a minute and this kid piped up asking anyone for good games websites. I replied "try bonus.com" (if you remember that site you are -blam!-ing amazing) and he said thanks. A few seconds later he said "don't be an idiot that doesn't work!" So I went over to look at his screen and he hadn't put in the 'www.' I said as much and he went "Well how was I supposed to know you have to put 'www.' at the start?" *facedesk* Even for a 9 year old I knew that was stupid.
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19 RepliesYour future employers will pick high school graduates over those with a GED
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3 RepliesThis dumb blind girl to my friend after learning about stars in earth science. "Wait, so stars are really big?" "Yes." "I thought they were like basketball sized."
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Dude, where'd my 'stache go?
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I've got two. the first one was this girl in my U.S. History class my Junior year in high school. This girl legitimately thought Arkansas was a country! I remember her being honestly confused and asking the teacher if it wasn't a country. The other one was in 9th grade, freshman year in earth and space science. My Indian teacher, Ms. Raja, was saying that mountains were alive. She was arguing that if anything that grows is alive, that technically, mountains were living things. Lol I know there are a couple more and I will edit if I remember them but these were the two that I'll never forget.
