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Edited by Huunior:
11/11/2015 2:30:07 AM
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What's the stupidest thing you've ever heard in school?
Post the stupidest and the dumbest things you've heard in school.
In 8th grade, girl says "Isn't Japan a part of China?"
*Facedesk*
"Why can't I give blood if I have herpes?"
This was Freshman Year.
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Some dumb girl: What's a wrench? Is that some kind of well?
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2 Replies"I want to be the first one to walk on the sun"
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And another one: when the gym teacher said I was a good dancer. Also when the teacher told me not to eat in class, took away my sandwich, then went back to her desk and ate a Twinkie [spoiler]She. Is.Fat[/spoiler]
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Columbus discovered America
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"For my college essay I'm gonna say I got -blam!- by my cousin so they feel bad for me" -Two dumbass girls in my math class
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When people said Matthew got a girlfriend. How the -blam!- did he get a -blam!-ing girl? That guy's b**** a** ugly as hell!
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Someone in my class asked who is Hitler
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"Wait, China is a country?"
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3 RepliesWhere do I even begin?! UGH!
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That every little thing they were teaching was going to be needed in life
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1 ReplyOne time in 8th grade out biology teacher told us that deer survive on a diet of grass, berries, and field mice. My environmental science teacher in 10th grade told us that because of pollution, people can now catch an std from a lake sturgeon. - I googled this after class and could not find a single link to support it. Finally my math teacher used to give us pro communist lessons, instead of teaching us algebra he would break down the ideals of the communist party, trying to convince us that it is the only good form of government. *bonus* I've been accused of plagiarism three separate times after completing a creative writing assignment, they said, and I quote , " there's no way that you were able to come up with this on your own, who did you rip off?"
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2 Replies[quote]What US States border Canada?[/quote] [quote]Germany[/quote] H-H... How...? [spoiler]fook dis planet[/spoiler]
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Edited by freeRadical16: 1/4/2015 11:11:51 PM"There's nothing wrong with social insurance." From an econ professor. He's a big liberal btw.
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Vagina meant a dogs vagina
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Does the infinite amount of bs drama popular guys/girls talk about count? XD
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2 Replies*in science* Random chick: I don't drink water Me: yes you do Random chick: I only drink Starbucks Me: what do you think is the base for Starbucks RC: idk lol Me:...*turns around**makes a face* -whole class laughs-
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High school. HIGH SCHOOL! So the u.s. is a continent. What does that make south America. Just why do people say those things...
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[quote]I'm so confused. How are humans the first people on the moon. Cause like God created everything then how were humans the first people on the moon.[/quote] [spoiler]It was worse when I heard it, but I sort of corrected in my head.[/spoiler]
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Edited by Chimp the Slayer: 1/4/2015 6:18:24 PMIn an English lesson we were discussing newspaper headlines. One of these headlines was about the Labour party protests. When the teacher asked ME what I thought it meant, I started talking about babies and pregnancy. I failed in that Half-term
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1 ReplyEdited by Athhena: 1/4/2015 8:43:16 AMHeard in a class, I shit you not. This isn't high school either, this was asked by a university student. "I didn't know glaciers still existed"
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I accidentally stepped on this kiddo's shoe, he turned around and said in exact quotes... "Stop stepping on my shoe you scrub!" Lmfao
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2 RepliesHad a teacher who had a rant about nuclear power, his argument was based on its adverse effects on animals (weird mutations etc. I think the guy had been watching too much Simpsons) anyway, the main example he used was that scientists had found an insect with eight legs near a nuclear plant. I said word for word "ever heard of spiders mate?" and he saw fit to kick me out of class
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1 ReplyFirst day of Spanish one. Female to my right: Mr.williams, how do you say enchilada in Spanish?! Me:Drops head and desk and accept this will be a long year. Mr.Williams: Looks at female to my right. Then proceeds to ignore her exestance for the rest of the year.
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17 RepliesSomeone genuinely didn't know where Wales and by extension, Britain, was. When asked to find it on a map, they pointed at India, clearly marked as "INDIA". More recently at [i]University[/i], a roommate doing a sustainability course was bitching how her classmates didn't seem to care that African children don't get enough food, and go buy from large corporations such as Tescos. Me: "Hey, don't you shop at Lidl?" "Yeah, so?" "You know Lidl is one of those things you're bitching about, right?" "It doesn't count because Lidl's cheap" -_- This led on to her complaining about sweatshops, and then I mentioned how she's wearing stuff made from Asia, so really you're no better than anyone else. This ended well, got a box of teabags thrown at me. [spoiler]I realise now after writing all this, this is extremely British.[/spoiler]
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"Was the Industrial Revolution a war?"
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Are accualy useful lol about as much as whores
