A few days ago a girl leaned over to me and asked "Biology is science, right?" I was just like "..... Yes.."

Religious debate: Academically clever guy says: "Yes, but Jesus was a Muslim."

11th grade my teacher asks if someone knows where Chicago is. Kid in my class says California.

Well, we were going to watch a movie in science but all that came up was I am king of the ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) /\ /|||||\ <||||||||> |||||||| <||||||||> |||||||| <||||||||> |||||||| <||||||||> |||||||| <<( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)>> |==| |==| |==| (O) ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)つ──☆: ・ﾟ Swiggity Swooty I Summon Thy Booty ( ͡~ ͜ʖ ͡°) ( ͡° ͜ʖ o) robo lenny ╚═( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)═╝ …╚═(███)═╝ ..╚═(███)═╝ .╚═(███)═╝ ╚═(███)═╝ .╚═(███)═╝ ..╚═(███)═╝ …╚═(███)═╝ …╚═(███)═╝ …..╚(███)╝ ……╚(██)╝ ………(█). I present to you thy mighty trophy of ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)...... 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( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)ᕤ ( ͠° ͟ʖ ͡°) ( ͡° ʖ̯ ͡°) LENNY APPROVED /\____/\ {• ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°•} \ /cat Lenny ༼ ͡ ͡° ͜ ʖ ͡ ͡° ༽ {. •. } {. } {. } \____________/ Lenny the hut (╯ ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)╯︵ ( ͜。 ͡ʖ ͜。) ┳┻| ┻┳| ┳┻| ┻┳| ┳┻| ┻┳| THIS ┳┻| ┻┳| IS ┳┻| ┻┳| ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) ┳┻| ┻┳| …………(¯`‘•. …………..(¯’•(¯’•…………/)/) ……………(¯’•.(¯’•…….((…….(( …………….(¯`‘•(¯’•…((.).( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) ……………..(¯`‘•.(¯’((.)….|\/ …..,,,~”¯¯¯`’¯(¸´(.)……| …(((./………………………)_ ..((((.\……),,………..(…../__`\ ..))))..\ . .//…¯¯¯¯¯¯¯’ \…/… / / .(((…../ .// ………….. | ./…..\/ MY LITTLE ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) ______,-,=- / / ---\ |---------__--[][][]\_,-,=- {] /___ / / [o]= / \ /------,, {]______ / _____ / [][][][][][][] • | <] ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) [>--------___ [o]=_\ [o]=___\------'' {]/_____/--;--;--;--;--\___\=- """"" THE PILLAR OF ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) Checkm8 m8. 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[____/[][][]\____] [___´°~° ___] [_ ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) _] \[][][][][]/ [_||||||_] __\___/__ / |°°°| \ { (:__:) } \___T[]T___/ VvV ///\\\ (o________o) (==========) Le Lenny Trophy [i][b]Any unauthorized publication/production of the trophy may result in prosecution for copyrights[/b][/i] ／ﾌﾌ 　　　　　　 　ム｀ヽ / ノ) 　　　　　　 　）　ヽ / ｜　　( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°）ノ⌒（ゝ.,ノ /　ﾉ⌒7⌒ヽーく　 ＼　／ 丶＿ ノ ｡　　 ノ､　｡|/ 　　 `ヽ `ー-’人`ーﾉ 　　　 丶 ￣ _人’彡ﾉ 0 ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) <,︻╦̵̵̿╤─ ҉ - - - - - - - \ \ ,/﹋╯ ⊂_ヽ L 　 ＼＼ E 　　 ＼ ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) 　　　 <　⌒ヽN 　　　/ 　 へ＼ N 　　 /　　/　＼＼ Y 　　 ﾚ　ノ　　 ヽ_つ 　　/　/ 　 /　/ 　(　(ヽ 　|　|、＼ 　| 丿 ＼ ⌒) 　| |　　) / `ノ )　　Lﾉ (_ ) /\ /|||||\ <||||||||> |||||||| <||||||||> |||||||| <||||||||> ||||||| <||||||||> |||||||| <<( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)>> っ====） |==== | ╰====╯ ／ﾌﾌ 　　　　　　 \. ム｀ヽ / ノ) 　　　　　　 　）　ヽ / ｜　　( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°）ノ⌒（ゝ.,ノ /　ﾉ⌒7⌒ヽーく　 ＼　／ 丶＿ ノ ｡　　 ノ､　｡|/ 　　 `ヽ `ー-’人`ーﾉ 　　　 丶 ￣ _人’彡ﾉ -@- ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°). LENNY GOD WORSHIP HIM I. TINY LENNYS I> I ==== I ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°). ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°). ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°). ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) I. I. I. I. 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( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)ᕤ ( ͠° ͟ʖ ͡°) ( ͡° ʖ̯ ͡°) LENNY APPROVED /\____/\ {• ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°•} \ /cat Lenny ༼ ͡ ͡° ͜ ʖ ͡ ͡° ༽ {. •. } {. } {. } \____________/ Lenny the hut (╯ ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)╯︵ ( ͜。 ͡ʖ ͜。) ┳┻| ┻┳| ┳┻| ┻┳| ┳┻| ┻┳| THIS ┳┻| ┻┳| IS ┳┻| ┻┳| ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) ┳┻| ┻┳| …………(¯`‘•. …………..(¯’•(¯’•…………/)/) ……………(¯’•.(¯’•…….((…….(( …………….(¯`‘•(¯’•…((.).( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) ……………..(¯`‘•.(¯’((.)….|\/ …..,,,~”¯¯¯`’¯(¸´(.)……| …(((./………………………)_ ..((((.\……),,………..(…../__`\ ..))))..\ . .//…¯¯¯¯¯¯¯’ \…/… / / .(((…../ .// ………….. | ./…..\/ MY LITTLE ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) ______,-,=- / / ---\ |---------__--[][][]\_,-,=- {] /___ / / [o]= / \ /------,, {]______ / _____ / [][][][][][][] • | <] ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) [>--------___ [o]=_\ [o]=___\------'' {]/_____/--;--;--;--;--\___\=- """"" THE PILLAR OF ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) Checkm8 m8. ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡ °) Do you even ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡ °)

Some girl in my Chem 12 class claimed that Oxygen couldn't bond with Molybdenum because Oxygen is a metal. Faith in humanity lost.

Evolution

A girl 8 Grade says if i dont reach the 9 th grade i Abort the scool and get 3 Kids with sixteen

"Did anyone die in 9-11?"

In school a girl said. "Isn't Mexico in the US" *facepalm*

Civil religious debate was sparked in collage, as the teacher encouraged this, and a girl said (paraphrasing) "Jesus never existed, and neither did Buddha, Mohammed, or ghandi. They were created by circles of people who had ideals and wanted a figure to portray them which was better than a normal man." Ghandi. Ghandi didn't exist. This was a masters level chemistry course!

You have to pee on a woman to get her pregnant.

Kid was saying how he didn't believe in the holocaust. Kid right by him "I don't believe in God." 2 most stupidest things i heard.

A guy in my math class, 8th grade, said this: Why do they call it GTA V? V isn't even a number!

"If you don't want religious people harassing you, then don't wear black clothes." This is the answer my principal gave when I and a group of people reported harassment from the bible-humping -blam!-s at our school. This is why I wish to move away from this backwards-ass, redneck state that is Tennessee.

Some girl on my bus said "what's the point of having a big dick if you don't know how to use it" I'll end the story there

Sympathy. After Elliott Rodger did his little shooting spree at that college, our English teacher took most of the period to have a class discussion about it. I found the guys theatrics and logic to be funny. Other people however didn't like that. One girl had a cousin who went to the college 2 years ago and apparently that caused her enough emotional distress that she broke down and started crying in class. She is 17 btw. Me and some other girl were the only sane people there. She was vocal about her opinions on the matter and got a lot of shit for it. I didn't say a damn thing the whole time because I was worried I might break out laughing and then I would get ostracized by everyone because I don't care about events that happened many miles away to people I've never met. I honestly just don't give my sympathy to people just for being alive and or dying. It's not logical. I live for my happiness and my happiness alone.

Any "how do you spell _____" questions

"Destiny Sucks"

Freshman year: So Juliet is Romeo's bae right?