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Edited by Huunior:
11/11/2015 2:30:07 AM
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What's the stupidest thing you've ever heard in school?
Post the stupidest and the dumbest things you've heard in school.
In 8th grade, girl says "Isn't Japan a part of China?"
*Facedesk*
"Why can't I give blood if I have herpes?"
This was Freshman Year.
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4 RepliesOur school somehow got away with having a assembly that had the purity ring people come and speak, my mom let me miss school that day.
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12 RepliesDoes the dildo your girl uses for pegging make your asshole wider Is pegging considered ass play Is it weird to be -blam!-ed in the ass by your girlfriend Do you use lube Best conversation ever Sum feminazi: do you have a say in your relationship My gf doesn't answer Me: yes she does Feminazi: let [b][u][i]HER[/i][/u][/b] talk for once. Geez be more submissive for once Gf stares her down with a cold gaze I'm glad was never directed at me Faith: I -blam!- him in the ass Feminazi sinks into her seat and apologizes to me
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10 RepliesGirl says "Omg no one even die in that Colorcast (Holocaust) thingy" I got a referral because I got up and beat the living sh!t out of her. Dont care if im a guy, she crossed a line.
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25 RepliesEnglish- we are in the computer lab. 5 minutes into class. Class dick leaves to go to bathroom. I turn his computer screen sideways (command on windows is control+alt+arrow key, use that as you will). He comes back. Starts poking random buttons, trying to get screen back to normal. Continues to do so throughout the next 40 minutes, can see him getting angry. 5 minutes until bell, he goes and asks the teacher for help, explains the problem. While he is up, I put screen back to normal. Teacher comes and looks at screen, thinks he is making stuff up to avoid work. He never suspects me. Not that dumb, but fun.
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"Where's china?" never had I face palmed so hard before in my life
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3 RepliesReply for later
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1 ReplySome kid said that in the 18th century swimming wasn't [b]invented[/b]
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Saw some kid trying to convince his friends that his $300 beats headphones were made of real gold.
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Kid was trying to say "needs more eye contact" but didn't know how to spell eye so he put the letter I... we were sophomores
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1 Reply*sitting at lunch table* *tard appears and sits* *hates this kid* *shrugs* *one of friends looks at him funny* Tard: What? Friend: Oh it just looks like you have some semen on your teeth. *whole table except tard keks* Tard: Is that some kind of sea creature? I swear to god I laughed so hard I peed a little.
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22 RepliesPeople are born gay. Everyone has a gay gene. Last year/junior year
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3 RepliesClassroom bell is about to ring and someone says "wait what's for homework" and teacher gives us homework?! I mean wtf I'll eat that persons first born child!!!
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1 ReplyIn 5th grade this kid said his mom was a nurse then followed it up with "kids can't get cancer." I punched him in the face later in the year
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Hey,can you speak *starts saying countries* Ex hey can you speak: Indian, Mexican, American, China
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Ah, I love this thread. Thank you necrobumpers. Hmm, I need a story... >be me >on school fencing team >prepping for meet >jackass on team who think he's gr8 >playing basketball and not helping set up strip >everyone yells at him >he comes over >after 5 minutes he looks sick >ohshit.jpeg >he pukes over the door handle trying to get to trash can >someone walks through the stuff that lands on the floor >absolutely disgusting shit >have him clean it up >he comes back >eating pizza >everyone yells at him and he gets rid of it
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9 RepliesI GOT YELLED AT BY MY TEACHER BECAUSE WE WERE LISTING OFF SHARKS I SAID BULLSHARKS SHE REPLIED BULL SHARKS ARE NOT [b]REAL[/b]
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"What element is the human body mostly made up of" Everyone then proceeds to blurt out water
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Girl: I don't care... Me: Maybe that's because I wasn't talking to you? #rekt
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3 RepliesThe history teacher asked something about either the Mayans or Aztecs (I forget which), and one kid answered "aliens."
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6 RepliesA guest speaker once told me that it was impossible to make a living without finishing high school. He was using me as a "volunteer." I made sure to tell him that my dad was a high school drop out and owned his own multi-million dollar business now. Then I told him about how both my brothers quit school at 15 and one owns a house and cares for 3 daughters while the other spends his money on Porsches and drinking. He chose a new volunteer. XD
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1 ReplyEdited by The Viet Cong: 8/15/2015 5:00:32 AM"You won't have a calculator with you everywhere" Present me: *looks at phone and computer
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3 RepliesThere is no such thing as a stupid question. [spoiler]just a stupid person[/spoiler]
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4 RepliesJunior Year Geo teacher tells me that it is not her job to teach us Kid in U.S. history says that hes pretty sure that Hitler had a jewish wife Same kid later in the year sees a picture of Mussolini in death when hes hanging upside down and asks why he is performing a backflip I mean ik the pic was bad quality but come on a mother -blam!-ing backflip?
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Edited by Sir Spamselot: 7/27/2015 2:26:34 PMWell me and this other kid were in a argument i threw out my garbage but it didnt go in the can a teacher walks by and says "pick that up the because the janitor will have to later" and me "no shit Sherlock".
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"Videogames are the true cause of all violence" "But wait.. Werent the crusades led by Tarzan?" ^i was crying when he said that. "How do i turn it on?!" ^desktop computer, this kid has been in this class the past half-year in the same seat. "Soccer is better than Football" "CoD Ghosts will be good man" ^i argued continually, still preordered the game Theres a few x)
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Anytime someone yealls "YOLO!" or "SWAG!"
