Tiny ass guy gets inflated. He goes to fight an evil German version of The Mask. He then crashes his plane thing into a bunch of ice and water so people don't die. He is then late for a date by roughly 70 years. [spoiler]Captain 'Murica[/spoiler] A horny and angry dude joins a bunch of space monks that have swords that go 'zzziing' and his lack of control over his dick sets a chain of intergalatic events in motion, which include his kids kissing and a planet getting exploded among other things. [spoiler]Star Wars[/spoiler]