"We are missing a Falange"
"Does anyone know how to fly this thing"
"Hey watch this"
"If anyone finds a bolt...it's from the drink cart...that's it the drink cart..."
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I landed in San Diego (the hardest airport in the US to land) and over the intercom the copilot said "everyone please have a round of applause for our pilots first SUCCESSFUL landing" all I could think wad what the -blam!- man