I CAN'T STOP POOPING AND I HAVEN'T RUN OUT AND IT'S BEEN AN HOUR
I HAVE SURRENDERED TO MY SPHINCTER AND I HAVE BOWED TO MY ANUS
OH GOD THE BOWL IS FULL AND MY POOP IS TICKLING MY ANUS
I CAN FEEL MY BOWELS PREPARING FOR ME MY GRAND FINALE
I HOPE I DIE THIS WAY I WILL BE A GOD AMONGST MEN
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Someone clearly doesn't know how to shit correctly. Take a poop, wipe, flush, repeat. It keeps the bowl from getting scary