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Edited by OLYMPUS VI: 12/1/2014 4:02:17 AM
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Dark Below! Are you prepared? Here's your guide to success!

Ok December 9th is going to be a big day for everyone, I'm wondering how many people plan to spend the entire day on the Raid. Here's a prep list to make sure you guys get the best from The Dark Below. - Clear 3 days from schedule - Adjust sleep schedule - Farm tons of materials beforehand - Move refrigerator and microwave into room or move gaming system into kitchen (Optional) - Create false Facebook status that you are sick, for minimal disturbances - Stock up on microwave food and and beverages of your choice. (The more you stock up on, the less time you'll have to spend away from Destiny) - Call contractor for an estimate on building toilet close to the area in which you will be playing. Only if you don't already have one close by. - Stock up on baby wipes - no showers should be taken within the first week of release, in order to maximize play time. - Allow for a sleep/play ratio of 1:6. For every 20 hours played, you are allowed 4 hours of sleep. The most common sleep cycle is 40 hours on and 8 hours off. It is highly recommended. - Allow 8 hour buffer from time of DLC release. The amount of excitement that will be had can lead to serious health problems. If erections last more than 4 hours, see a doctor immediately. - If you're currently in a relationship, end it immediately. - If you have kids, find a babysitter ahead of time or schedule for adoption. (Optional) - Prepare a group of the finest Guardians on your friends list and make sure you all have read all previous steps and have the same schedule. - take a blood oath to stick through until the Raid is complete. Thanks for your time. If there's anything I missed, let me know and I'll add it to the list.

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  • Guide for those of us who aren't under 18: Go to work Wish we were playing destiny Try and play when we get home, but the wife won't allow it Try the raid on the weekend, but are limited to an hour Repeat until farmable and can be carried Profit!

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