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Edited by Sweaty Tomboy Abs:
6/4/2015 6:46:44 PM
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So my girlfriend put her head in my lap
She said I was her pillow, and I immediately replied with "Sorry if your pillow is a bit hard."
I regret nothing
Edit: If you have nothing nice to say, then please leave. This thread was created to help people have a laugh, not to make people get their dicks in a knot. You have beef, you keep it to yourself and leave. I will [i]not[/i] hesitate to report somebody if they're being a dingbat. I don't want to do that, so please have some bleeding respect.
Edit 2: Holy shit, this thread is old. I'm going through it and I don't even remember some of the replies I've sent.
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Edited by Evan: 6/8/2015 9:26:53 PM[quote]What was her reaction?[/quote]
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1 Reply[quote]get their dicks in a knot[/quote] Sounds painful. Can I try?
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2 RepliesWhat was her reaction?
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1 ReplyThurstay
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1 ReplyBetter hard than soggy
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3 RepliesIs this the [u]original[/u] thread? If so:Good job keeping it alive
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6 RepliesAs a friend of mine once said, "It's all fun and games until you poke someone in the ear with your dong." [spoiler]Nobody said that, except me right now for some reason.[/spoiler]
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2 RepliesI remember when I was a virgin. [quote] I will [i]not[/i] hesitate to report somebody [/quote] No please mister, anything but that :(:(
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[b][/b]
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1 ReplyYou are the boldest person I've ever met
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14 RepliesApparently this warrents a thread and 50+ likes. This community is shit.
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1 Replyshe put her head [i]in[/i] your lap? that must've been weird
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8/8 m8 i aprici8
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8 RepliesHow the conversation actually went: *OP's girlfriends lays head down into lap* "Sorry if your pillow is a bit ha-" "This pillow is too small." *awkward silence* But I jest.
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There are some real assholes who commented on this. Probably people who have never had a girlfriend trying to make you feel bad.
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Lol this made me laugh
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5 RepliesI've never had a girlfriend. [spoiler];_;[/spoiler]
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2 RepliesDoes she bit you if you go in dry?
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If you don't have anything nice to say about someone.... Comes sit by me and will make fun of them together.
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40 RepliesDid it lift her head though? ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)
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True story
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[i] [/i]
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1 ReplyDo it to her ear
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1 ReplyEdited by epicone365: 3/4/2015 2:32:40 PMGrill be like "I CANS FEEL HIS BONER ON MAH FACE."
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3 RepliesHahahaha my girlfriend did something similar calling herself my blanket and I replied this blanket is making horny. The only blanket I know that could do that.
