"Argh, this is so frustrating. Y'see, this is what I don't get about you guys. You know the hero's gonna win, but you just don't die quickly. Example-this one guy in New Haven, right? City's burning, people are dying left and right, yada yada yada. This jackhole rushes me with a spoon. A fricking spoon! And I'm dying laughing, right? So I scoop out his stupid little eyeballs with it, and his kids are all, 'waaahh!', and he can't see where he's going, he's bumping into stuff, and ah... I don't know, maybe you had to be there. The moral of the story is: you're a total bitch."