“Didn’t we have some fun though? Remember when the platform was sliding into the fire pit and I said ‘Goodbye’ and you were like ‘NO WAY!’ and then I was all ‘We pretended we were going to murder you’? That was great."
-GLadDOS
English
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"Oh hi, how are you holding up? BECAUSE I'M A POTATO!"
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your about to be the official fromer president of the being alive club you are adopted and thats terrible
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YES. I have beat life. I will now proceed to flood the testing chambers with neurotoxic gasses.
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Yes and then she offers to give you a unicorn at your party.