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Edited by Agwara: 11/27/2014 6:15:28 PM
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The Four Different types of VoGers

Just Incase you don't know, there are 4 different types of VoGers, the Narcissist, the Helper, the Newbie and the BA Silent dude. NOTE: This thread is just for lolzies! Don't get offended if you happen to be one of them! The Helper is the kind of guy who helps out the Newbies and tends to get things done. The Newbie is a guy who has only played VoG a couple of times. They usually get yelled at by the Narcissist. The Narcissist is the annoying guy who does not much but tells people what to do, and treats people like idiots if they ask a simple question. Subsections: [spoiler] [b]Sias[/b] The professional, he eats, breathes and sleeps the raid. If you have questions, go Blam!- yourself, noob. If you've never done a part a certain way, clearly you're holding the group back. If by chance you die in the hard raid you need to be kicked. The only person who can die is him, because you should have been there to help with that praetorian or obviously the game glitched. When you go back and check the stats, this world eating bad ass has the most deaths and the least kills. [b]Sias[/b] The Mavericks, he'd just as soon run off on his own and blaze his own trail. He always knows the best routes and methods so why would he listen to the group. In the gorgon route he takes alternate paths, when it changes the Gorgon's path it's clearly your fault. He's gonna pick up the relic before anyone gets a chance, when he dies it was your fault you didn't help clear the mobs because you had to focus shots for oracles. [/spoiler] The BA Silent Dude is the one guy who doesn't talk a lot, only when important, but they tend to get fecal matter done. If they're the fire team leader, they tend to boot Narcissists. Leaders: Joeyoungfitz [quote]They are the guys that are between the helpers and the narcissists. They lead the group and explain every step and everyone's role. They accept newbies or level 29 for hard raids if they can hold their own and listen and follow directions[/quote] Lap Dogs: Sias, [quote]The lap dog, this yes man is accompanying his friend who is the real deal. He spends the raid taking cues from said friend while ridiculing anyone else's mistakes. His actions ineptitude does not matter cause his boy is carrying you scrubs.[/quote]

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  • Narcissist noob lap dog here, git good cos me and Ma boy rek

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  • Lol I'm always a cross between bad ass silent dude but then I become a leader if no one knows what they're doing

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  • I'm I guess what you would call the ''Listener''. I don't talk much, only when asked a question or needed in certain situations such as explaining a strategy (sort of like a leader, but instead of demanding, I suggest we do it a certain way, like a democracy). I get shit done too...can't forget that.

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    • I'm the silent dude. 100%. Except I never boot anyone, because I'm too lazy to form my own groups.

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    • BA helper hybrid hear

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    • Lol nice thread man. Definitely BA silent dude with a little bit of helper. I pretty much won't say anything unless we have to wipe a couple of times and I feel the need to give some advice to make it smoother :) Although I will laugh a lot at the narcissist and 'funny stoner(s)' of the group.

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    • I'm the leader/helper. If I join a group with a few people that don't have a lot of experience I'll gladly explain the whole thing to them, step by step. That being said, I can turn in to the narcissist when said noobs don't listen and keep asking what to do over and over again. The raid is not hard, just quit dying but dumb shit and learn to use some damn cover!

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    • BA silent dude. I once made a friend on PSN after we played well in crucible, who would always have his microphone on when we played destiny and he would talk to himself simply because I never talked but my microphone was on. Then after about 2 weeks of playing with him (about 3 hours a night), he sent me a real name request on PSN. Since then he has heard me speak no more than 25 words... and that request is still pending... and he doesn't play destiny anymore... In general I only talk when I have to, same goes for real life with people a know little about, I rather observe the speaker than do the talking.

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      • Edited by 28 stab wounds: 11/30/2014 3:56:01 AM
        I'm the silent dude, and everyone to me is a narcissist. :P Which is why I rarely do any Raiding because of them idiots. :P

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      • The mediator, when things get heated, and morale is low, we assure that it's going to be ok and we'll get it next run, next run....next run. I have to constantly keep spirits up if we have a 24-26 in a normal raid, they get embarrassed that they can't carry their weight and want to leave, but in reality if you leave....you'll just still be 24-26. My first raid was 2 hours of getting screamed at so I keep that in mind when I play with new, or unfamiliar raiders, we all start as beginners.

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      • Edited by Akijax: 11/29/2014 3:31:43 AM
        Unfortunately, there exists another type. The hated pro dude. He talks shit to everyone, will catch you on every mistake, kicks beginners, except, theres nothing to hold against him. They're straight up vex pussy destroyers. I hate these guys and it makes me question karma and God. I dont say this because I played with a person such as this last time, I've seriously run into them out of 10% of my raiding.

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      • I tend to be the Silent BA, always seem to be +100 over everyone else when we wipe for oracle sniping. My favorite is during Confluxes when someone sees a Minotaur and I just say "got it" and remove it from the game with a rocket. I will admit to being a Narcissist during Atheon when I have the relic. Can't stand it when I slam into hobgoblin shields and die in 4 seconds because some jackass thought the best idea was to shoot them right when I jumped.

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      • Edited by Lord Vo1demort: 11/28/2014 4:04:35 PM
        What about "the kid who constantly talks to his mom while playing" "Yes mom....yea school was good" "Yea..... chips are fine.... what times t?" "Mom can jon come round later?..." Etc etc. Dont be that guy.

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        • I like to think of myself as a "soldier". I don't mind people telling me where they want me and what to do as long as they are polite about it. I understand the raid and what needs done and I'm there to see the job through. I can have fun too while doing it too!

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          BA Silent Dude for the win.

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        • More so a helper is though cuz I know the raid in and out.

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        • I've been all at some point. If I've spent hours and hours trying to complete something and then having to leave then u know the drill. I've had ppl complain of my lack of completions but I have more than one account and I've spent more time teaching ppl than getting things myself. Finally got my raid hat for Titan though so lvl 30 today woot. Now I can really offer a hand.

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        • I'm a newbie. Thankfully, there are no narcissist's on my fireteam.

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        • Also the completionist, someone who doesn't mind combing and looking for secrets along the way. Is never in a hurry and is willing to wipe at any time.

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          • How about the annoying "I need cleansing, my screen is black" 3 seconds into getting the debuff guy.

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            • you missed a category VoG legends - these guys are the hardened raiders who solo everything that should require multiple players with ease these guys are the first to say go help right side I got this shit bro and then go on to solo each portal at gate keeper xD "coughs" im a legend "coughs" lol

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              • I'm silent until people start being annoying. "OMG THIS IS SO EASY YOU GUYS SUCK I COULDVE SOLOED THIS IN 5 MINUTES" kicked "I'm gonna waste my rocket ammo on teammates and push people off on the last wave of oracles so we have to wipe multiple times." Kicked "I'm the best raider alive. I have 80 completions(in reality has 5). Listen to me. I know what to do. Don't you know that the RT is to shoot? God!" Kicked Why can't Bungie players be chill and have fun

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                • Raid Virgin with short attention span "Alright so when you go to x you will be marked by the void, your screen will slowly turn black but its OK the relic carrier will cleanse you once its charged up" "Yup, got it" *seconds later* "I CANT SEE I CANT SEE WTF I CANT SEEEEE CLEANSE CLEANSE CLEANSE I NEED A CLEANSE I CANT SE-oh, there we go"

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                  • Sometimes I'm the princess that gets carried along (mostly whilst dead) and then sometimes I'm the bitch that tells everyone to grow a pair, wade thru the fanatics and rescue me :P

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                  • Edited by Faust IXV: 11/29/2014 1:49:05 AM
                    I have a friend that fills the silent BA guy. He doesn't have a mic so he basically doesn't talk at all. Yet he tends to wreck shit. We're like "where's Ray?" *is standing on a pile of dead pratoreans*

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                    • I'm known as gjallarhorn guy. Needless to say, I deleted it >:) [spoiler]jk lel[/spoiler]

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