You may only legitimately kill someone with a boosted sparrow mid 360 spin while dancing on top of it. Any other kills are just for plebs and noobs.
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Oh geez, I guess I only have 1 legitimate kill then...
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Don't feel bad. I don't have any. I guess I just need to "git gud". How about we don't nerf a -blam!-ing thing and you assholes -blam!-ing deal with it. Not a remark toward you.
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Yeah! Nerf crying Asshats need to git gud or go home! H8 is Gr8 bitch! (I've never actually met an asshat, but I can only imagine the kind of person who would use the glutemis maximus as a head piece are people so vile and evil that they don't fit well in society. They probably live entirely underground and abhor the light above. They're probably the Hive. The Hive are Asshats. The Hive need to git gud or go home.)
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That was priceless.