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To those who aren't in the know, Randal "The Animal" Vandal is a warrior unequalled on old Russia. He's the reason sepkis prime hides behind a walker. He's the reason the hive haven't gained a foothold. He's the reason humanity is still living in the tower and not the wilds. He stands at the entrance of his cave with Hank "The Shank" drifting nearby. The Gregs avoid him like the plague. How do you know you've bumped into Randal? You're out of ammo, flashing red and running your ass off. His plate says level 8, thats a lie, it was bait and he owned you mate. He jammed Atheon outside of time with one punch and if Kabr didn't mess around we would not have had to raid the vault of glass. Kabr was the only Guardian that Randal didn't kill, instead he took him under his wing and taught him how to be a badass. In the end, Kabr let it get to his head and got dead. If you've never run out of ammo with every weapon and nearly died several times, you haven't met Randal the Vandal. You haven't faced true darkness.
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  • The level 8 is actually short for level 8....hundred

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  • [quote]The level 8 is actually short for level 8....hundred trillion[/quote] Fixed.

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  • Dear god so much rhyming haha

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  • Yessir, it makes the kitties purr as the rub the fur of Sasquatch.

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  • [quote]Yessir, it makes the kitties purr as the rub the fur of Sasquatch.[/quote] Just watch, The click boom 1-2-3 The bullets they be fallin crawlin up to yo knees 4-5-6, 7-8-9, Even Atheon be shoutin "You aint got the time!" To down this guy Hank by my side, ADS and he'll gank yo ride, X-V0, timebreaker please, The fools i give a chance is sexy la-dies That dance and sway To the sound of my name Now-go-on-ladies-tell-'em-watcha-call-me- "RAY-RAAAY!" Dont swap the guns youre wieldin' Go drop your bounty squealin' Cant pop this arc thats shieldin' Up-this-fallen-out-of-Cosmo-you-be-callin-me-yo'-Kell-and-kneelin' OOOOOHHHH! (Straight outta Cosmo) OOOOOOHHH! Straight outta Cosmo.

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  • Edited by MoJaux: 12/1/2014 9:52:57 PM
    I'm a vandal, I overlook Forgotten Shores My name is Randal, Grab a phone and close the door Your grimoire score is low for sure, Go ask queen to expand the lore Hold up, cutscene, she cant answer the door, Cuz last nightfall she said her legs was sore! OHHHHHHHH (Straight outta Cosmo) OHHHHHHHH Straight outta fossils Of guardians, the bones reduced How is it possible? I boil it and drink the juice I'm a hangman's noose, Guardians deduce, But ladies they flock to they' papa goose, I bend em up parallel, acute and obtuse, Even Phogoth he be seein' it and yellin' "Abuse!" In your hands, I see your Plans, A,B and C, across the lands honeys they bring double D's We sync up our plates, count em one-two-three, You're raising my spire girl, you're vexing me, You groove like spinmetal causin ecstasy, I-love-em-then-I-leave-em-screamin- "DLC!!!!!!!" OHHHHHHHHH (Straight outta Cosmo) OHHHHHHHHH Straight outta Cosmo.

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