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Edited by Bucket of Tears:
11/26/2014 1:52:04 PM
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Destiny Pick-up Lines
This thread may have been done before, but I figured we could get a few good laughs out of this (or just fun in general). Post your best Destiny pick-up lines. Let's see how clever the community is...
I'll start:
Is that Exo Stranger a Transformer? Cuz that bod is Optimus Fine.
Roses are red, violets are blue, if I were a Ghost, I'd choose you.
EDIT: Well done so far! Keep the lols coming!
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1 ReplyBump for later please? xD
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Hey girl my d is so long you could almost say it's a 'sidearm' ;)
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Edited by ArmadilloAlex: 8/28/2015 7:16:18 AM
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Edited by ArmadilloAlex: 8/28/2015 7:06:50 AMBabe u can suck mah d but I hope you don't have a dragon's breath
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Edited by Freak a Leak6: 8/28/2015 5:11:16 AMEx talks shit on Twitter bout me and my new girl, I reply First Rule DHYB (Don't Hate Ya B1tch)
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Hey stranger, I think my friend gave me some Super Good Advice. He said pleasing a woman takes Patience and Time. You agree? Cuz those exotic eyes got me wanting us to become legend.
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First off all I dont want to be called a transformer and second of all...really is that the best you could do. [spoiler]jk I know I couldn't do any better. [/spoiler]
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1 ReplyI'm master chief, and my crotch is your destiny.
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Hey baby I just took down Crota without a sword wanna -blam!-?
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6 RepliesGirl did you just come from the lighthouse? Because you are flawless.
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1 ReplyDamn you got a sync plate in yo pants? Cuz [i][b]my spire is rising[/b][/i]
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Hey girl, are you a sync plate? Because my spire is rising. Crack this during a VoG run and leave a entries raid team laughing, and then when someone says your black hammer is making me gjallahorny you can tell them to take their inferior jokes and posterior out of there
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Hey baby lets roll play I'll be a thorn user and you can get butt hurt
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Baby if you were a shot gun I wouldn't never refuge you cause you have the perfect stats ?
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Are your pants purple cuz dat ass is legendary
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Do you work in the iron banner cuz I want to giver you timur's lash
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Guy: *Unzips pants* Girl: "I think we may have a problem" Not really a pickup line but i tried :/
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1 ReplyWanna touch my thorn?
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3 RepliesGirl are you a sync plate? Cause my spire is rising... I'll stop.
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1 ReplyNow that i got the ram i knew i could last longer
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I'll make [i]your[/i] eris morn ;)
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1 ReplyI'll bring my hard light into your dark below
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3 RepliesI named my penis Master Rahool because it's the biggest dick you'll ever meet. [spoiler]I tried :-/[/spoiler]
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Im gonna put my sword of Crota in your Ishtar sink. Not good but I tried
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2 RepliesYou just lie there like you're dead and I'll make you Necrochasm. ;)
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2 RepliesAre those level 34 pants? Because that ass looks ascended!
