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Edited by Bucket of Tears:
11/26/2014 1:52:04 PM
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Destiny Pick-up Lines
This thread may have been done before, but I figured we could get a few good laughs out of this (or just fun in general). Post your best Destiny pick-up lines. Let's see how clever the community is...
I'll start:
Is that Exo Stranger a Transformer? Cuz that bod is Optimus Fine.
Roses are red, violets are blue, if I were a Ghost, I'd choose you.
EDIT: Well done so far! Keep the lols coming!
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So what do you look for in a girl? This dick. No? Eh well I tried. Lol.
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i have some light for your dark below
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Let me wake your hive baby
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2 RepliesThis isn't exactly a pick-up line but I saw this on Twitch chat one time and I nearly choked [quote]Boondoggle42 : The Stranger's Rifle is when you lay on your arm til it's numb before you fap so it feels like someone else is giving you a handy right?[/quote]
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Hey gurl have you seen My black hammer cuz dat shitz legendary
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4 RepliesGirl, are those purple pants? Cause dat ass is legendary You are like VoG. You have an exotic chest. Girl, are you venus? You make my spirit bloom
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Girl, yo name must be Destiny, cuz I wanna grind all night. [spoiler] And again on Tuesday [/spoiler]
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I just say my name.
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Girl: OMG Boy: You can call that my "little light" Girl: Is that it? Boy: At least its chained up Girl: Why? Boy: I dont have time to explain why I dont have time to explain
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Girl: hey what are doing!? Guardian: i dont have time to explain.
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2 RepliesEdited by Teyo13: 8/26/2015 8:43:45 PM"Access key? I don't need an access key..." *pulls out knife*
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Roses are red, Violets are blue, if I were to be forever lost in the dark corners of time girl it be with you.
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Don't worry, I can solo your raid. itll just take all night
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13 RepliesEdited by DocRed68: 8/19/2015 3:04:07 AMGirl is your name Crota? Cuz imma raid your end 3 times a week.
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1 ReplyAre those pants purple? Because dat ass is legendary
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Im gonna pick you up like a green engram and then im gonna dismantle you! Anyone horny yet?
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Who kneels faster? [spoiler]you or Crota?[/spoiler]
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I've got the [i]Ill Will[/i] for us to go into that loot cave and get forever lost in time together.
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3 RepliesEdited by ADK197285: 8/27/2015 5:25:11 AM"Hey baby is that a sync plate in your pants? Because my spire is rising!" "WTF?" "I don't have time to explain why I don't have time to explain." *fades into blackness*
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3 Replies*opens legs* (fallen wolf chatter)
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You want to see my Black Hammer?
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Judging by the comments and another post(age poll). Most of you don't probably have not ever talked to a girl. Most comments aren't pick-up lines.
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Judging by the comments and another post(age poll). Most of you don't probably have not ever talked to a girl. Most comments aren't pick-up lines.
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I like your exotic chest
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Let me just wipe out my Gjallarhorn.
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1 ReplyBump for later please? xD
