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Edited by Bucket of Tears:
11/26/2014 1:52:04 PM
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Destiny Pick-up Lines
This thread may have been done before, but I figured we could get a few good laughs out of this (or just fun in general). Post your best Destiny pick-up lines. Let's see how clever the community is...
I'll start:
Is that Exo Stranger a Transformer? Cuz that bod is Optimus Fine.
Roses are red, violets are blue, if I were a Ghost, I'd choose you.
EDIT: Well done so far! Keep the lols coming!
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1 ReplyNot really a pickup line but hilarious in right situation. "Hey man you got earphones?" "Yea why?" "Cause this girl about to shriek like omnigul"
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1 ReplyI prefer my woman young cos I like a Titan
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"Better stand back, you know what happens when I open doors"----> new ghost
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2 RepliesYour sex life is like destiny dlc Why? Cause it only comes a few times a year.
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3 RepliesWanna play with my hard light? "My path's my own, I can't." Lock self in room and cry till I look like eris
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11 Replies*opens her legs* WE'VE WOKEN THE HIVE!!!
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Can I have your number?
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Hey girl..lemme show you my Dinklebot
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6 RepliesHave you been to the vault of glass lately? Because when I look into your eyes I get lost in time.
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Girl are you a heavy ammo synthesis? Cause i can't get enough of you
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15 RepliesHey girl you must be an etheric light because you are ascending my black hammer.
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me and you gonna make a pink engram
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Too many "your ass is legendary" comments
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2 RepliesSorry i cant pay for dinner, do you have any spare change
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1 ReplyHey girl, take off your clothes, cuz destinee. [spoiler]I do good?[/spoiler]
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Hey baby I've got you're final round in my barrel, cuz im the only guy you'll ever need.
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Is your ass blue? Cuz Im about to dismantle that shit -Someone on this forum
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Dismantle bra, yes?
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I'm up all night to get lucky -Also Destiny's main theme
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1 ReplyYou know what my cloak is made from? [spoiler]Boyfriend material[/spoiler]
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2 RepliesIs your ass purple, because it's legendary!
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2 Replies"Have you been tested?" Lord Saladin
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3 RepliesI'm gonna grind your loot cave so hard you're gonna need a patch
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7 RepliesHey girl. You can call me Titan because I'm trying to smash.
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Roses are red, Violets are blue... I have no time to explain why I don't have time to explain
