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Edited by Bucket of Tears:
11/26/2014 1:52:04 PM
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Destiny Pick-up Lines
This thread may have been done before, but I figured we could get a few good laughs out of this (or just fun in general). Post your best Destiny pick-up lines. Let's see how clever the community is...
I'll start:
Is that Exo Stranger a Transformer? Cuz that bod is Optimus Fine.
Roses are red, violets are blue, if I were a Ghost, I'd choose you.
EDIT: Well done so far! Keep the lols coming!
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Are you an awoken cause you've just awoken my spire.
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Hey girl, you like destiny? Wait, where are you going??
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Are you an exotic from Xur? Cuz I pay for your services every weekend
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3 RepliesI like my women like I like my guns; exotic, stable, fully automatic & nothing radiant required.
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I'll penetrate your cortex anytime.
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2 RepliesYour Hunger of Crota is worth the wait
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Here is my pickup line: [i]"I'm just like the game destiny, before we do it you will get all hyped but when we do it you will get all disappointed"[/i]
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Hey gurl, are u heavy ammo synth? Cuz i cant get enough of u
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Are those pants purple? [spoiler]cuz dat ass is legendary![/spoiler]
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You know the difference between Crotas end and you? I didn't want to go into Crotas dark abyss.....
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You need a towel?
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If your a girl with ghorn your fine If your a boy without ghorn The doctor lives down the road
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1 ReplyHey Girl, you look like you came from some land beyond, where you from? G: Monte Carlo Nice, sounds exotic... G: [blinks repeatedly] Well, can I buy you a drink? I'm all out of ice breakers. G: No thanks.. Well F@ck you too then trick, you've got dragon's breath anyways!
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1 Reply(At the club, on the dance floor) You like my moves? You should see me on my sparrow. Hey! Where are you going?!
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1. This place is like a nightfall baby. Let's just find a corner and huddle the entire time. 2. I'm like a darkness zone. Once I go down I only need 30 seconds to get back up. 3. There's no rares in this legendary engram (points to crotch) 4. Just finished destroying in crucible. Come get it, before it gets nerfed. 5. I wouldn't cheese to get to your place 6. Just popped a synthesis and my heavy is ready 7. Are we in the vault of glass? Because I feel lost to time and space right now 8. I can stare into your eyes all night. Like a loot cave
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1 ReplyGirl can you please dance so my blade will be fireborn? :)
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lol you men! I am laughing at some of these..they are so horrible that they are funny!
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Are you a purple engram? Cuz dat ass is legendary.
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Looks down* WTFH YOUVE AWOKEN DA HIVE!!!!???
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2 RepliesHi girl are you no land beyond? [spoiler]cause no one likes you[/spoiler]
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1 ReplyLets see who can drop on theyre knees faster....you or crota?
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2 RepliesCall me hard light because I have over penetrating rounds
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1 ReplyAre you a bounty? [spoiler]Because I need to melee that ass 30 times without dying[/spoiler]
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Girls who play destiny suck. [spoiler]And when they are not sucking they playing destiny.[/spoiler]
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Saw this one on a different thread Are those pants purple, cause that -blam- is legendary
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I'm a hunter your a titan.....girl it will work our baby will have a golden bubble super
